Love, the Tooth Fairy, Esq.

A company called Leafcutter Designs prints out the tiniest little greetings you've ever seen. You can get letters from the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy or even wedding invitations, birthday invitations, and anniversary cards. The cutest idea is the Tooth Fairy: of course her letters would be this tiny!

What might a letter from the Tooth Fairy say?

Thanks for the bi-cuspid! Now a kid in Mozambique will have dentures!

Thanks for keeping your snappers healthy! Now a baby crocodile in the Hanoi zoo will be able to chew its breakfast.

Thanks for the two front teeth! Now my aphid trap is complete.

She'll probably never go to Hanoi or Mozambique, right?